Thursday, April 17, 2014

Please Welcome the Awesome Anya Breton!

Anya's got a new release - well, technically, she's got like three, but today, she's here to talk about Guarded Heart and also a little bit about her self because I ask nosy questions. (And I also use a lot of commas.)

But first, let's find out a little about Guarded Heart and then the nosy questions!



Title: Guarded Heart
Series: N/A
Author: Anya Breton
Genre: Paranormal erotic romance (MF)
Release Date: April 18th
Publisher: Ellora’s Cave
Length: 50,000
Heat Level: Erotic


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Blurb:
Someone is trying to kill high priest Morgan Seaton, but the last person he wants protecting him is people-hater Brook Calder—a fellow Water witch from his youth. He values the witches of his coven too much to put them in danger from her shoot-first-ask-questions-later methods. But the head of Neptune’s Rangers assures Morgan that Brook is the best of the best, and attempts on his life are a weekly occurrence, so Morgan has no choice but to accept the help from the one witch he’s never been able to persuade.

If they can stop giving into their scorching desire everywhere—including the back of a limo or the bathroom floor—he might survive long enough to find out who wants him dead.

Excerpt:

Morgan had barely kept his hands to himself when the Ranger had joined him and his companions minutes ago. He’d wanted to caress her generous breasts through the silk until her nipples strained for release. He would have settled for a hand at her waist. Touching her had become integral to the success of his evening. That meant Mira had to go.
For her own safety, of course.
Morgan nudged her toward the coat check. “I’ll tell anyone who asks that you came only because I’d asked and your illness sent you home.”
“What illness? I feel fine.” She dug the heels of her designer pumps into the gaudy-patterned carpet. “Really, Morgan—”
“It’s too dangerous,” he said for the seventh time, ignoring the satin fabric beneath his fingers as he pressed her shoulder toward the counter because acknowledging it would invite comparisons to other satin fabrics.
“Whoever it is would be foolish to try anything at a party,” she said.
Was that why Brook had let him walk out without her? Thank the god of the ocean the Ranger couldn’t read his silent irritation that she hadn’t shackled herself to his hip. Or something a little closer to the center.
Morgan scrubbed a hand over his face. “I was nearly shot. In public. I’m taking no chances with anyone.”
“But yourself.”
“As I told you. It would be suspicious if I hid away.”
“That’s ridiculous—”
“And whoever it was would take it out on those I care for.” He hadn’t meant to look Mira in the eye when he spoke the words. No doubt she’d read it as a soulful gaze—one with far more emotion behind it than he meant to broadcast. For a Water witch, Mira was obtuse regarding the emotions of others. But then he had been with her as well.
“Please,” he said with a low sigh. “I take my people’s safety very seriously.”
“But you don’t take your own seriously.”
“I will. In fact, I shouldn’t be away from Brook for long.”
Mira’s eyes narrowed into fine slivers. The drawing sensation coincided with what he’d felt from her the moment he’d spotted her dark head of hair. Jealousy still. Morgan might have assured her there was nothing to concern herself over. He didn’t.
A part of him, initially small but quickly widening with disturbing speed, wanted Brook despite their vast differences. Perhaps because of them.
“Take care, Mira,” he said in distraction when the line opened for his assistant to fetch her things. “I’ll call…”
He didn’t finish his thought because he’d forgotten what it was, if he’d known to begin with. How could he remember a damn thing when his attention was riveted on her?
How had Irvin persuaded Brook to dance? And why did the formerly gangly female have to move with grace foreign to a tomboy? How had she learned to move like that?
Who had taught her?
Never before had Morgan felt inclined to harm his uncle. But the hand inches below Brook’s flared hips should have been his, not Irvin’s. And never had he experienced the urge to drag a woman out by her hair.
The image of his fingers slicing through those spiked, cropped locks flared in his mind’s eye. He’d let the tips of his digits linger at her nape until she shivered with desire. Only when he’d drawn a reaction with the heat of his gaze would he slide the straps of her gown over her bare shoulders.
Morgan’s cock roused when Brook’s gaze met his across the dance floor. And she shivered. Deliberately he stepped to the wall rather than cut into their dance. He couldn’t be trusted. Laughable that, considering he was the most principled male he knew. Brook had always gotten him in the worst trouble.
His uncle sent a glance over his shoulder. Irvin’s lips quivered in the mere moment Morgan had seen his face. And then he was bent over Brook’s figure, whispering in her ear. Morgan’s chest tightened at the sight of them in the intimate embrace.
Brook jerked her head to the right. A shapely shoulder appeared beyond Irvin’s frame. As soon as Morgan had seen it, it disappeared behind his uncle’s body.
Frustration. Hers. He could feel it across the room without an empathic link. Morgan shot forward in time to hear her protesting.
“He’s a sitting duck alone over there and I don’t want to dance.”
“You were dancing peacefully while he stroked Mira,” Irvin said before he realized Morgan was within earshot.
Stroked Mira? Was the male trying to make Brook jealous? Morgan’s gaze switched to hers, eager to know if it had worked. Her eyes were narrow, but the emotion he noted when his empathic link snapped into place wasn’t jealousy. No, it was more irritation.
Brook Lochlan was one giant ball of vexation—a sexy ball in a slinky gown that left little to the imagination.
But she wasn’t Brook Lochlan any longer. How could he have forgotten she’d married?
He knew how. Morgan hadn’t wanted to remember. Lust had made him stupid.
“May I cut in?” he asked of his uncle now that he’d successfully iced his baser needs.
“If you must,” Irvin said with stiffness he ordinarily reserved for their opposition. “We were enjoying each other’s company.”
A glance at Brook merited no assistance. Her plump lips were set together as they often were, neither thinner nor poutier than normal. She’d been arguing when he’d arrived. But she wasn’t arguing now even though Irvin had lied.
Or had Morgan misunderstood what he’d overheard? It would have been easy, especially given how badly he’d wanted to believe she hadn’t been enjoying herself.
Still Morgan stepped into their space. Irvin released her waist and her hand and then moved with a mocking flourish to the left.
“Do try to enjoy the rest of the dance.” Irvin’s sardonic emphasis pointed out the fleeting moments left in the ensemble’s current piece. He sauntered into the crowd without a backward glance.
Morgan’s attention slipped away, settling upon Brook’s face—her glaring face.
“I was getting somewhere with him when you interrupted,” she said.
“You were trying to stop dancing when I interrupted.”
“What I was saying and what I was doing were two different things.”
“You?” Morgan brought his head back to give her a once-over. The motion was meant to be feigned incredulousness—a mocking gesture she’d surely understand. Instead, Morgan had noted how the silky fabric of the gown skimmed her inner thighs far too closely. Lust he’d thought he’d conquered melted his brief, icy resolve.
“What is that supposed to mean?” she ground out before recognizing the scene they created. Brook stomped forward in her silver sandals. She grabbed hold of his hands, setting one to her waist and the other out to the side, exactly as he should have done.
It was an open invitation to touch her. And touch her he did, forming his fingers over her firm hip. Her breasts thrust between them, barely avoiding the brush of his chest. Morgan didn’t allow himself the pleasure of stepping forward to fix that.
“It means that you don’t like pretending,” he said when she cleared her throat in noisy impatience. “The old Brook Lochlan wouldn’t have said one thing and done another.”
“The old Brook Lochlan wasn’t a Ranger,” she said at a volume the vanilla humans wouldn’t hear. “She still doesn’t like pretending, but sometimes it’s required for the job. And what the crap am I doing speaking about myself in the third person? There is no Brook Lochlan anymore. There’s only me. Brook Calder.” Her profile swung away—an avoidance tactic.
“I never thought I’d see the day you’d be a married woman.”
Brook’s gaze snapped back, fixing on his probing eyes. Confusion. It wasn’t in her expression but he sensed it in her. He sensed everything—the frustration, the confusion, the resentment and the desire.
The link wobbled. Uncertainty. And then she opened her mouth. “I’m not married.”
Morgan experienced brief relief that he hadn’t been drooling over a married woman for days. Words tumbled from his mouth he’d not meant to ask her. “Is that against Ranger rules?”
She gave a mirthless laugh. “No.”
“Were you married?”
“Priest Seaton, the surname is my mother’s. I took it after my father died. You could have asked instead of fishing.”
“Fishing is what Water witches do best.”
“No, Water witches feel emotions best. And yours are all over the place. Focus on one. It will help you calm the others.”
“You don’t want me to focus on one, Brook.”
Her head tilted to the right, a weary expression that didn’t fit what he sensed from her. “You’re just going to have to fight it.”
“What if I don’t want to fight it?” He let his hand slip down her hip to her derrière. It clenched beneath his palm—a taut, wonderful bit of muscle he imagined gripping while he plunged into her repeatedly.
And then his hand headed up when he realized he’d brushed nothing beneath her gown. He searched for the band, for the line of elastic that had to circle her hips.
“What are you doing?” came her sharp voice when his fingers grazed up her hip to her waist.
Morgan leaned forward, setting his lips to her ear. “You wore panties, Brook, you had to.”
“In this thing? Are you crazy?” She tried to pull away but he clamped his arms around her waist, holding her where she was. “I didn’t have anything that wouldn’t show.”
Using her to hide the erection straining at his tuxedo slacks probably wasn’t the best of ideas. But it was her fault. “Neptune’s net, are you trying to drive me mad?”
“Of course not—”
He inhaled the brisk scent of her skin near his lips, barely resisting the urge to kiss the tender patch behind her ear. He believed her. It wasn’t simply that he experienced her indignation.
Brook wouldn’t intentionally try to seduce him. Morgan doubted she’d know the first thing about making a male lust after her. And that made him want her more.
“Next time you force me into formalwear, I’ll be sure to wear panties,” she said breathlessly.
“See that you do, or I guarantee you won’t be in your formalwear for long.”
Morgan shoved away from her, unable to stand her sweet heat, firm body and thrilling scent a moment longer. He didn’t look back no matter how badly he wanted to know if her nipples strained the fabric. Because if he did, he knew he’d drag her out by the hair exactly as he’d wanted to minutes earlier.

Now it's time to get to know Anya better, and that means...nosy question time! And also bio and links!




Author Bio:
Anya Breton is a web monkey with an obsession for nail polish and rubber chickens. Her fears include Peeps and people who hate clowns. She lives in the Midwest with her significant other.

Author web links:


 The Questions:

 o   Do you have any collections?

§  I collect rubber chickens of all sizes. I have little baby, 1 inch long chickens and some larger ones that hang from my rear view mirror. Looking for my car? Just find the chickens!

o   Are there any skills you’d like to learn?

§  I’d love to learn how to play stringed instruments like the cello or violin

o   What’s your favorite word?

§  dubious

o   What’s your least favorite word?

§  aerobics

o   What sound do you love?

§  Stringed instruments

o   What sound do you hate?

§  Chalkboard

o   What’s your favorite curse word?

§  Christ on a cracker

o   Dog or cat person?

o   Cat

o   Buffy, Angel or Firefly?

o   Buffy

o   Morning or night person?

o   Night

o   Introvert or Extrovert?

o   Introvert

o   What do you like best about writing?

o   Creating the characters and endings I want.

o   What do you like least?

o   Marketing

o   Do you have a day job aside from writing?

o   Unfortunately, yes. I do web stuff.



Book Related Questions

1.     I'm always interested in the world building involved in paranormal stories. What can you tell us about Neptune's Rangers?

a.       When building my world, I decided I needed more roles in the magical community than just regular witches and their leaders (priests/priestesses). So I came up with Clerics, Rangers, and Cleaners (borrowing a few D&D terms :D).

Rangers are badass private security. They only appear when called on. They can root out the bad element, provide protection, and even punish those who broke the rules. I envisioned Rangers for each “school” of magic. However, Rangers might work with any flavor of witch.

2.       Are there any characters in this book (or any other book) that you strongly identify with, and why?

a.       I identify with Brook. I become more cynical every year ;)

3.       Are there other books in this series either released or upcoming? Do/Will they deal with the other elements?

a.       I have several books that take place in this same world as Guarded Heart. So in that, it’s kind of like a series. The other Ellora’s Cave books feature Air witches. My Sorceress urban fantasy series features the heads of all the covens. And Fire & Flame is a story about Fire witches.

4.       What draws you to writing about magic users in general and these characters in particular?

a.       It’s not so much the magic that I like writing about. It’s the society built around it. I’ve created several layers of prejudice, obligation, and even class distinction. I like being able to play with these themes outside of the society we actually live in.

5.       Bonus question: I see you're a nail polish junkie, and this fellow junkie wants to know what your favorite brands are.

a.       I have so many bottles of polish by different brands (Julep, Essie, China Glaze, etc) but the ORLY bottles end up getting used more than any of the others. So I’d say they’re my favorite J For decent, super cheap polish, I’d go with Color Show by Maybelline. You can get those for $3 or less.


Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Random Wednesday Celebrity Crush Time (Also known as a filmsy excuse for Jess to post pictures of Colin Morgan)

So today is all about celebrity crushes. I'll straight up admit that this likely overwhelming post is just a small, small sampling of the first few people who sprang to mind when this topic was introduced. And like most writers, I'll admit to modeling more than a few characters off actors and musicians.

Anyhow...these are a few current and long term crushes in no particular order whatsoever, because I find that shit stressful.

Let's open with... Benedict Cumberbatch. Who doesn't love this man - well, besides Jenny Trout who says he looks like a lizard wearing a man suit. Whatever, Trout. More for the rest of us.I adore him in Sherlock, Star Trek and various fantasies.




Next up I give me you Tom Hiddleston. Screw that. I give him to me because Tom Freaking Hiddleston. He's got the best smile, his voice is like warm English accented honey, dear god, that man...


Moving over to Ireland, there's the yummy Colin O'Donoghue - better known at Captain Hook on Once Upon a Time.


And while we're in Ireland, let's check out Katie McGrath because I'm absolutely in love with her. My sister thinks Katie looks better as a blonde. Now, my sister isn't often wrong, but in this case, so very wrong.
And I can't forget about fellow Irishman, Colin Morgan - while I don't love him as fiercely as Jess, does, I do appreciate him. Particularly when he's scruffy.
At this point, lest you all think I have a "type," I give you Sir Patrick Stewart. I don't care that he's old-ish, I've adored him since I saw Excalibur when I was like twelve or something.

Gina Torres. Gina Freaking Torres. I love her so damn much. She's insanely gorgeous, smart, sexy, and did I mention gorgeous? And also plays one of my favorite characters of all time - Zoe on Firefly? Fuck yeah, Gina.
Oh Jensen Ackles, you're my favorite part of Supernatural, what with your bad boy ways and your pouty mouth. And I'm a sucker for green eyes.


Now, I'm not big on blonde men. I'm just not - they don't do it for me (not that you'd be able to tell from the aforementioned men) but there's something about Bradley James that really does do it for me, so he gets a spot.
Oh, Hugh Dancy (back to dark and scruffy - don't judge me!) I do adore you and your portrayal of Will Graham makes my week.

And while we're visiting Dark and Scruffy Land, how about some Kit Harrington? Don't mind if I do...
Since I'm still not ready to leave Dark and Scruffy Land, let's stop and take a minute to visit with Russell Brand. I love this guy - yeah, he's kind of an ass sometimes, but he's also incredibly smart, hilarious and passionate about making the world a better place. What's not to love?
Also making the world a better place is Tim Minchin - comic and composer *and* he just played Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar last year. Also, he wrote the musical, Matilda and he's just amazing. And hilarious. And a ginger.
Oh David Tennant...how do I love thee. If I counted all the ways, I'd never get to bed.

Apparently, I'm still not done with Britain, yet, because Anthony Stewart Head! I've loved him since Buffy.
Felicia Day is absolutely delightful and I love her. Funny, smart, geeky, adorable, and also Charlie, one of my favorite recurring Supernatural characters. I heart her.
And speaking of Supernatural, I can't forget Misha Collins. He's hilarious and he's also a great guy in terms of doing charity work - like going to Haiti and actually building orphanages kind of charity work. Also, he's pretty. What? I'm shallow.
Oh, Keith Hamilton Cobb, I miss your dreads, but damn, you're still beautiful. So beautiful.
Mads Mikkelsen...he's positively hypnotic. I can't not watch him. He's fascinating. Not unlike a dangerous animal and I don't think that's just his portrayal of Hannibal.

And last, but certainly not least, Richard Armitage. Dear lord, that man...
There are so many more, but I really want to sleep at some point tonight. But, I'm anxious to see who everyone else listed and how many crossovers there are.Click a name to find the lists.

Jess
Jen
Tess
Kellie
Kris



Friday, April 11, 2014

To Kill a King or The One Where It's One Bad Choice After Another





It's time for Merlin Club! I can't believe we're almost done with season one!

The episode opens with a jaunty little marketplace scene. Tom, Gwen’s father, gives her a pretty pewter button then surprises her with a whole new dress. She’s immediately (and, as it turns out, rightfully so) suspicious about where the money came from. He brushes her off and tells her not to worry about it because things are looking up for them, now. 



Late that night, we see Tom working his bellows with an iron crucible sitting on brilliantly glowing coals. A hooded figure asks, “Is it prepared?” from the shadows. Dramatically removing his hood, he steps from the shadows to see lead melting in the cup. Then he removes this giant hunk of amber that’s set in silver and covered with carved runes and does a little magic. The stone starts glowing, Merlin wakes up from a sound sleep and Tom starts flipping because MAGIC. 



Hey Tom…not to be The Conductor of the Spoiler Train, but if someone wants you to uses your blacksmith skills late, late at night, he’s probably not gonna be on the up and up. Also, a really good way to bring down Camelot’s guard on your head is to be plying your trade in the middle of the freaking night. Think, Tom! Think! (Bad choice.)

After the spell, the lead turns to gold and in busts Arthur and the city guard. The magic user runs off, but not before dropping his pouch with the magic rock in it. He disappears into the night and Tom is left holding the gold. Literally. Arthur arrests him because apparently having gold is crime, I guess. The rules of Camelot aren’t the clearest. 

After the credits, Merlin stumbles sleepily from his room where Gaius is awake and working on some papers on an easel. Merlin says that he was woken by the feeling of powerful magic in Camelot just as Gwen throws open the door freaking out because her father’s been arrested and charged with treason.

Cut to Morgana in her jammies questioning Uther about the charge against Gwen’s father. Uther says that Tom was forging weapons for sorcerers and consorting with a known enemy – Tauren, the leader of the band of sorcerers who’ve sworn to bring down the king. Morgana defends Tom and begs Arthur to help. Arthur tries to be the voice of reason, but to no avail. Morgana tells Uther that if he executes Gwenn’s father, she’ll never forgive him and flounces from the room. Uther tells Arthur to find Torin and anyone who helped him. 



Meanwhile, Gwen is visiting her father in the dungeon. She assures him that she’ll get him out of there, then reports back to Gaius and Merlin that Tom wasn’t making weapons for Taurenbut was helping with an experiment and used some kind of stone. Gaius and Merlin put Gwen to bed in Merlin’s bed (and Jess is jealous) and discuss that Tauren was using alchemy to turn lead to gold. 



The next morning, Morgana goes to Tom’s workshop to look for Gwen. What she finds is Torin’s stone. It immediately starts its magical glowing thing and again wakes Merlin from another sound sleep. Morgana pockets it and hides it in her jewelry box. (Bad choice.)



She then goes to Merlin’s room to check on Gwen and she and Merlin discuss all the ways Uther sucks. Then she sneaks into Arthur's room and steals the key to the dungeon and slips it through the bars to Tom. (Bad choice.)

Meanwhile, a family is being dragged into the courtyard because they foolishly gave Tauren a bed for the night and now they're going to be executed. (Bad choice.)

That night, in the midst of a thunderstorm, Tom uses the key Morgana gave him and sneaks out. (Bad choice.) The alarm bells sound and Uther demands that Tom's killed on sight. He's eventually caught in the only unsuccessful prison break ever, and killed.



The next morning Morgana hears Gwen wail and looks out her window to see Gwen following the body of her father on a cart that guards are pulling. Morgana is enraged. She storms into whatever the medieval equivalent of Uther's office is and reams him out. (Bad choice.) She and Uther have it out and let me tell you, friends, this scene is rife with sexual tension between these two. Uther has Morgana chained up in the dungeon. (Bad choice.)

Merlin tries to comfort Gwen and Arthur comes to speak with her. He assures her that her job and home are safe and tells her that if she needs anything, she should ask. He also apologizes. That night Gwen returns home (Bad choice.) and Tauren grabs her from the shadows and tells her that if she doesn't go to the Darkling Woods and return the stone in two days, he'll kill her.

The next morning, Gaius is looking through one of his many, handy, magical encyclopedias and find the mage stone - reputed to be able to transmute things. They both agree it must be the stone Tom mentioned.



Meanwhile, Arthur goes to the dungeon and Morgana is pretty acidic toward him and he finally tells her that he convinced his father to free her and that she'd learned the error of her ways and wouldn't challenge Uther's authority again, etc. (Bad choice.) She thanks him and tells him he's a better man than his father and he always was.

Morgana returns to her room and finds Gwen waiting for her. Gwen immediately notices Morgana's scrapes and bruises and Morgana confesses to spending the night in the dungeon. Gwen quickly figures out it was because of her father and feels bad. Morgana tells Gwen she needs to go home and get some rest. Gwen explains that she can't because of the stone and Tauren wanting to kill her. Morgana tells Gwen that she's going to send the knights of Camelot to meet him.

Merlin wakes in the middle of the night when Morgana pulls the stone out of her jewelry box and it starts to glow. She sneaks out of Camelot and heads to the Darkling Woods to meet Tauren. (Bad choice.) She finds herself surrounded my Tauren and his men. Torin tells his men to kill her.But she stops them telling them she wants Uther dead, too. Tauren doesn't believe it at first, but she shows them her scrapes and bruises. She also tells them that they need someone close to the king to get to him and she volunteers for the job.



Later, we see Merlin very distractedly eating supper and Gaius trying to find out what's bothering him. It doesn't work. Merlin goes down to visit the dragon. Merlin spills about Morgana's plan to have the king killed. The dragon tells Merlin to do nothing - just let him die. He points out all the good that would come of Uther's death.

Morgana goes to Uther and apologizes. She also plays him and makes him feel guilty about the death of of her own father. Meanwhile, Merlin's quizzing Gaius about whether or not Uther is a good king. Gaius defends him and goes on to say that Arthur's not ready to be king.

Uther creepily watches Morgana and Gwen from his window, then approaches Morgana later and tries to make peace with her. (Bad choice.) She invites Uther to visit her father's grave with her in the morning in an attempt to heal their wounds. He thinks this is a great idea. (Bad choice.)

That night, Morgana sneaks out to the outer walls and meets Tauren and tells him where he can find Uther the next morning. Merlin, creeper that he is, is eavesdropping.



The next morning Merlin watches Uther and Morgana ride for her father's grave when Gwen happens upon him. They have a conversation about Morgana and Uther and Merlin asks her if she'd ever want Uther dead - if she'd kill Uther if she had the power of life and death over him. She says no, because it would make her a murderer.

Merlin realizes she's right (Bad choice.) and goes and gets the wizard staff he lifted from the Sidhe and runs through the woods chasing Morgana and Uther. Meanwhile, Uther and Morgana have reached the cairn and Morgana asks for privacy. The knights comply. (Bad choice.) And Uther and Morgana head up the hill.

By the time Merlin makes it there, the guards are (I'm assuming) dead and Tauren and his men are creeping up the hill toward Morgana and Uther. Uther removes his sword from his sheath and thrusts it into the ground. (Bad choice.) I assume because it's hard to kneel while wearing a sword...? Merlin, at the bottom of the hill, zaps two of Tauren's men with the staff, leaving just Tauren.

Meanwhile, Uther puts his hand on Morgana's head and waxes poetic about her father, then kneels down beside her. He tells her that she challenges him like her father did. And she shoots back that when she does, he claps her in irons.He admits that there are things he regrets - including Gwen's father.



Merlin attempts to zap Tauren, Taurenabsorbs it with the mage stone and shoots it back at Merlin knocking him out.



As Torin is sneaking up behind them, Uther tells Morgana that she's the daughter he never had and without her, he can't hope to be the king Camelot deserves. Morgana folds and warns Uther at the last moment (Bad choice.) and Uther and Tauren have a knock down drag'em out fight. Tauren is getting the better of Uther and has him pinned to the ground.

Merlin wakes up, heads up the hill, but he doesn't have to save anyone,because Morgana does the saving by knifing Tauren in the back. (Bad choice.) Morgana and Uther embrace on the hill.



Merlin returns to Camelot and Gaius starts quizzing him about the assassination attempt and acting all proud of Merlin, because even though he's not admitting what he did, Gaius knows he did something to help.

Now, for the questions!
 1.    If I’d written this episode...I would have had Tom being less clueless. C'mon man...anyone who wants black smithing done at night might be a smidge less than trustworthy.
 2.    The thing I loved/hated most about this episode. I loved Morgana standing up to Uther and speaking her mind, even if it ended with her in the dungeon.
I hated the creepy vibe between Uther and Morgana - again way more lover-like than ward and guardian. 
3.    Something you’ve never noticed about this episode before. That Merlin kept the fancy wizard staff from the Sidhe.

4.    Favorite Costume. This week, it's Morgana's green velvet cloak. Looooooooooooooooooooove it.


5.    Here is Proof of some random head canon I’ve created. Again, not my canon, but seriously, this Morgana and Uther is thing is WAY out of control. The way these two interact is not ward and guardian. Not even a little bit.

6.    What Merthur moment did Jess have the naughtiest thoughts about? Seriously, there are zero Merthur moments in this episode. I've got nothing. 
7.   What made Jen lose her shit (in a good or bad way) in this episode? I think it's the fact that Camelot's guards are so incredibly inept that they couldn't manage to find that pouch with the stone in it after they arrested Tom. Also, why did NO ONE question the fact that Tom used the key from Arthur's special key ring to open the dungeon door!?
Jess' take on the episode is here, and Jen's is here.