Misread of the Day

So I was at Barnes and Noble the other day, just minding my own business and I happened to catch sight of a book on one of the end caps.

It was a cookbook called:

Gluten Free Baking

Only, I read:

Queen of Freebasing

I immediately thought of my friends Chaos Chris, Sommer Marsden and B.A. Tortuga.

For the gluten free-ness.

Not the freebasing.