Thursday, October 31, 2013

The Origins of Pumpkin Carving According to My Twisted, Twisted Child

Last night during pumpkin carving, this horrible, horrible conversation with my sons took place.

Killian: How did pumpkin carving even become a thing?

Me: Well-

Corwin: *talking over me* Long, long ago, it was the time of The Great Pumpkin Wars - where pumpkins of old battled our neanderthal ancestors. The neanderthals won, of course, having opposable thumbs and clubs and all. And winning gave them the right to murder and decorate future pumpkin children for generations to come.

Killian and I look at each other in horror. Okay, I admit, I was totally giggling.

Killian: *finding his voice first* What the fuck!? What the actual fuck is wrong with you, man? Seriously? How do you-? I don't even...

Me: Does this mean you're not going to finish carving your pumpkin?

Corwin *looks quietly gleeful*

Killian: I'll finish it, but I'm not sure I want to share a room with that kid any more. 


Yep. These are the ones I have. 

Made 'em myself. 

Oh, and these are the pumpkins we made!

 

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Something Special for Sommer

Hey Everyone!

I'm guessing you found your way here because you're interested in helping out Sommer Marsden's family and you're wondering what perks we have available. Well, wonder no more! I've got the list you're looking for. And pictures, too for some of the items!

Please peruse the list and if you'd like one of these items, please make the suggested donation amount, then forward a copy of your receipt email to me at bronwyn@bronwyngreen.com and I'll record your info and take the item off the available list.

Now...on to the list!  There are a lot of things here, so just keep scrolling!  And you can jump back to the campaign by clicking here: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/something-special-for-sommer/x/5148586
 


4 Ebook copies of SHAMELESS BEHAVIOR: BRAZEN STORIES OF OVERCOMING SHAME edited by Lana Fox ($5)

1 PDF copy of Cora Zane’s werewolf erotic romance, CHASING MOONLIGHT ($5)

1 PDF copy of Cora Zane’s contemporary erotica collection WHAT SHE DOESN’T KNOW ($5)


1 Ebook copy of Lily Harlem’s erotic romance, SCORED ($5)

1 Ebook copy of Lily Harlem’s erotic romance, THE GLASS KNOT ($5)

1 Ebook copy of Lily Harlem’s erotic short story collection, WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN ($5)


5 Ebook copies of a KD GRACE Ebook, BIDDER’S CHOICE from KD’s backlist ($5)



2 Ebook copies of Grace Marshall’s erotic romance, AN EXECUTIVE DECISION ($5)



2 Ebook copies of Grace Marshall’s erotic romance, IDENTITY CRISIS ($5)



1 Ebook copy of Victoria Blisse’s BDSM story, FULFILL ME ($5)



1 Ebook copy of Victoria Blisse’s erotic romance, MAKING IT REAL ($5)



1 $5 AMAZON GIFT CARD and A.R. Von SWAG PACK ($5)

1 Ebook from Burning Book Press, TITLE - BIDDER’S CHOICE ($5)

1 Paperback copy of Justine Elyot's SEVEN SCARLET TALES ($5)

1 Ebook copy of Justine Elyot's SECRETS AND LORDS ($5) 

5 Ebook copies of Suzanne Graham's THE BILLIONAIRE'S PILOT ($5)

3 Sneak Peaks of the first chapter of Abigail Barnette/Jenny Trout’s THE BRIDE ($10)

1 e-book copies of Tabitha Rayne’s A CLOCKWORK BUTTERFLY and TAKING FLIGHT ($10)

5 Ebook sets of Kris Norris’ sci-fi erotic romances, ANDROMEDA FALLING and ORION RISING ($10)

1 paperback or kindle copy of LESBIAN LUST edited by Sacchi Green (Including “The Girl with the Bettie Page Bangs” by Sommer Marsden) ($10)




1 Ebook set of Kay Jaybee's Xcite erotic romance PDF bundle - A STICKY SITUATION and DIGGING DEEP ($10)



1 Ebook set of  Kay Jaybee's Sweetmeats bundle, MAKING HIM WAIT (novel), THE CIRCUS (novella ) and PUNISHED (short story) ($10)



1 Paperback copy of Alison Tyler’s DARK SECRET LOVE: A STORY OF SUBMISSION ($15)



1 Paperback copy of Alison Tyler’s DOWN AND DIRTY: 69 SUPER SEXY SHORT-SHORTS ($15)



1 Paperback copy of Alison Tyler’s SUDDEN SEX: 69 SULTRY SHORT STORIES ($15)



1 Paperback copy of Alison Tyler’s THE BIG BOOK OF BONDAGE: SEXY TALES OF EROTIC RESTRAINT ($15)



1 Paperback copy of Alison Tyler’s MORNING, NOON AND NIGHT: EROTICA FOR COUPLES ($15)






1 signed paperback copy of Saskia Walker’s paranormal erotic romance novel, RAMPANT ($15)



3 signed paperback copies of erotica anthology 12 SHADES OF SURRENDER Anthology ($15)



1 Ebook set of Saskia Walker’s erotic romances, DOUBLE DARE, SEX LIES AND BONDAGE TAPE, UNLEASHED and MONICA'S SECRET ($15)
 
2 Ebook sets of KD Grace’s LAKELAND HEATWAVE TRILOGY: BODY TEMPERATURE AND RISING, RIDING THE ETHER and ELEMENTAL FIRE ($15)


1 Ebook set of Victoria Blisse’s light BDSM stories, NAUGHTY RENDEZVOUS, SEDUCTIVE RENDEZVOUS and WILD RENDEZVOUS ($15)



1 Ebook set of Kay Jaybee's Xcite erotic anthologies PDF bundle, OUICK KINK ONE, QUICK KINK TWO and YES MA’AM ($15)




1 signed, paperback copy of WUNDER by AR Von ($15)

1 Ebook bundle of Raziel Moore's, THROUGH A SILVERED LENS, THROUGH A DARKENED LENS and EROTIKOS ($15)

1 Signed, paperback copy of Suzanne Graham's PROFORTUNA VOLUME 1: containing the three novellas, Anna and the Three Generals, Bella's Three Bodyguards, and Crystal's Three Chosen Mates ($15)

1 PAIR CELTIC KNOT EARRINGS WITH STONE ACCENTS made by Simone Anderson ($15)




1 HAND SEWN FLANNEL FROGGIE  36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir ($20)

1 HAND SEWN FLANNEL SUN & MOON F36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir ($20)

1 HAND SEWN FLANNEL MOOSE, DEER  & BEAR 36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir ($20)



1 HAND SEWN FLANNEL SUMMER SKY 36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir ($20)

1 HAND SEWN COTTON FIRST FROST 36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir ($20)


1 HAND SEWN COTTON BLUE MOSAIC 36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir ($20)


1 pair of Hand Knitted Mossy Green Hand Warmers  made by Barbara Huffert ($20)

1 pair of Hand Knitted Purple Fleck Hand Warmers  made by Barbara Huffert ($20)

1 pair of Hand Knitted Aqua Hand Warmers  made by Barbara Huffert ($20)




 1 pair of Hand Knitted Brown Variegated Fleck Hand Warmers  made by Barbara Huffert ($20)


10 BOOK THEMED STARBABIES (They make great bookshelf mascots!) made by Bronwyn Green ($20)


Choice of Burgundy/Red fabric or Blue/Gray fabric.





 5 4 Ebook sets of Bronwyn Green’s shifter ménages, JUST RIGHT, MAGGIE’S MATE, SUMMER SURRENDER and AUTUMN SACRIFICE ($20)

3 Print books (sweet romance) by Patricia Kiyono, THE PARTRIGE AND THE PEARTREE, SAMURAI’S GARDEN and CALICO HEART ($20)

1 $25 TORQUERE PRESS GIFT CERTIFICATE ($20)



3 2 Ebook set by Charlotte Stein, SHELTERED, CONTROL, RESTRAINT, RUN TO YOU, DEEP DESIRES ($25)



($25)



1 FOREFOLKS OF EROTICA T-SHIRT by Go Deeper Press (choose size S-XL) (price is originally 40) ($25)





 
1 GO DEEPER PRESS CHERRY T-SHIRT (choose size S-XL) (price originally 40) ($25)



1 TOTE BAG FULL OF EBOOKS, PRINT BOOK AND GOODIES from Tilly Green ($25)
The tote bag will have tons of goodies, plus two ebooks - THE KEEPER and PLEASURED IN NEW YORK CITY, and the paperback,  ZANDIA.


1 Signed, limited edition hardback copy of Sean Michael’s, THREE DAY PASSES (available to send after Thanksgiving) ($25)


1 PERSONALIZED ODE written by Charlotte Stein ($75)  CLAIMED


1 HAND SEWN FLANNEL MOON & STARS  36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir

1 HAND SEWN FLANNEL BUNNY ALPHABET 36” x 48” BABY BLANKET made by Siobhan Muir






 1 pair of Hand Knitted Heather Grey Hand Warmers  made by Barbara Huffert


APPLIQUÉD CUSTOMIZED APRON made by Victoria Blisse (apron will be appliquéd with an image of the bidder’s choosing)  mentioned on the donation page.



Poncho made by Alison Tyler mentioned on donation page.


 Original Artwork mentioned on donation page.