So I ran into Hobby Lobby today, to get some last minute supplies for AAD and there was this display of calendars by the front door and I had an awesome misread that made me laugh out loud. Of course, I was all by myself, so this just made me look slightly crazier than I already did muttering about willow leaves and panne velvet fabric.
Here's what the calendar actually said: He Restores My Soul
Here's what I read: Restrooms of My Soul
Now that's a calendar I would have bought.