So my most awesome sister Cait picked up the kids from school for me today so I could stay home and work on my fast approaching deadline of doom. Upon their return, I had this conversation with Killian.
Killian: We have a situation.
Me: Guh. What kind of a situation?
Killian: The worst kind of situation.
Killian: Corwin. He's listening to Nickelback.
Killian: You don't understand the gravity of this situation.
Me: Well, I
Killian: Well, I nothing. He's listening to Nickelback. This is going to ruin him forever. Fuck that. It's going to ruin me. It's killing my brain cells. I blame papa.
Me: What did he do?
Killian: He heard Rockstar on the radio on the way to school and turned it up really loud and forced us to listen to it. Now Corwin's brainwashed into liking Nickelback. You need to stop this right now! It's a crime against humanity! Make it stop!